The Failure of Gunny Bag
I decided to whip out good old Gunny Bag one day to see if it would entice Siena to pick up her toys faster. Siena had never heard of nor seen Gunny Bag, and I was curious to see how she would react to him. I said, "Whoaaaa, here comes Gunny Bag! If you don't pick up your toys, he's going to eat them!"
Well, it seemed to work at first. She got super scared and started frantically throwing toys in her bin as I moved the lethal Gunny Bag around her room. I'd yell, "Quick, he's starting to eat this one!"
Perhaps this was a bad move. Suddenly she got curious as to what exactly happened if Gunny Bag "ate" a toy. She stopped and asked, "What's going to happen?"
I tried to keep the hysteria in my voice as I replied, "He's going to eat your book! Look! He's starting to eat it! Quick! Pick it up!"
But she just watched in wonder as I started to move Gunny Bag around the poor "Curious George" book. I moved it around slowly, trying to give her every opportunity to rescue the book, but alack. Siena was more interested in seeing the book digested than saving it. So I announced, feeling somewhat defeated at Gunny Bag's lack of ability to motivate Siena, "Okay. Curious George is gone."
She asked again, "What's going to happen to him?"
I said, "Well, you'll have to do a job to get the book back."
Obviously Curious George wasn't one of her favorites b/c she didn't seem too motivated to get it back. Every so often she'd ask, "Is Curious George still in Gunny Bag? Is he lonely without us?"
And in fact, Gunny Bag seems to be an appealing thing to her. She'll now say, "Mommy, you are Green Gunny Bag. I am yellow Gunny Bag."
Well, we are now on the search for a good, motivating way to get her to clean up her toys. Any suggestions??
Gum Choices
*We were driving home one night and Siena said from the backseat, "Mommy, I have four choices of gum for you. I have fudge cream, chocolate, orange creamsicle, or sherbet. Which one would you like?"
This Starts With....
Which Meds?
Death of the Witch
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I said, "Hmm, how about fudge cream?"
She replied, "No, that's what Daddy's having."
"Oh. How about sherbet?"
"No, that's what Turin's having."
"Oh. How about..."
Needless to say, even though she offered, I discovered that all of her "options" had already been given to other people.
This Starts With....
**One morning at breakfast she said, "Duh, duh, duh....Daddy starts with the letter 'D'!" I got really excited and said, "That's right!! Wow Siena, I'm so proud of you!"
Then she started making an "S" sound and said, "Mommy starts with the letter 'R'!" :)
Which Meds?
**I was nursing Turin one day and she brought in her doll, Albertsons. She asked, "What should we give Albertsons? Tylenol or Ibuprofen?"
I replied, "What do YOU think we should give her?"
She paused and said, "Hmm...oh I know! We can give her Benadryl."
Wow, does this lady know her drugs or what? Is her Daddy a pharmacist or something? :)
Death of the Witch
**One night Siena said to me, "You are Belle and I am Snow White."
I said, "Okay. If a really awful-looking old lady approaches you with an apple, say, 'No! I don't want that!' B/c it's poisonous."
A few minutes went by and then she came back in the room and said, "I don't think the old lady is coming anymore."
"Oh really? Why not?" I asked.
"Because I blowed her up," she replied in a frank voice.
I started laughing really hard but inwardly was somewhat alarmed--I thought, "Where did she come up with the 'blowed up' thing? Did she see something? Did I quote the "What About Bob" line about getting blown up?"
When Jared got home I related the incident and he said, "Oh, I know where she got that. From Sid."
OH. Evil Sid from Toy Story! Buzz Lightyear's fate was nearly sealed when Sid strapped him to a rocket. You've gotta be careful about what Pixar/Disney movies your kids watch....
The Not-So-Quiet Sacrament Meeting
Jared has had to work weekends lately, which means I've been a lone woman in church. I know lots of moms with more than two kids are in the same boat, but it still rather stresses me out. Siena herself requires one parent's full attention to keep her occupied, and I was curious how it was going to go that first week.
During the sacrament we always whisper to Siena, "What does the bread represent? What does the water represent?"
Well, the entire sacrament meeting had been difficult thus far. I felt like Elder Ballard when he gave his talk about trying to keep his 6 kids entertained while his wife was singing with the choir--how the hand puppets weren't working as well as they should have, the coloring books weren't entertaining, etc. etc.
I was trying so hard to keep Siena quiet and still, and as soon as the deacons started passing the sacrament I whispered to her, "What does the bread represent?"
She'd had it by that point. She screamed in a 120 decibel voice, "I ALREADY KNOW!!! The BREAD represents Jesus's BODY and the water represents HIS BLOOOOOOOOOD!!"
All around us people were trying to stifle their laughter, and I was desperately looking around for the hole in the floor to crawl into....
Mistow T
**One day I was feeding Siena lunch and Turin was playing in the family room. He started to fuss a little, and Siena shouted, "Turin! Quiet!"
I said, "Ohh Siena, don't yell at him. He's just lonely without us. He wants some company."
So now whenever Turin makes a peep she'll ask, "Is Mr. T lonely without us?" Except she can't say her "r's" or her "th's", so it sounds like, "Is Mistow T lonely wifout us?" So precious.
The Philosopher
One day Siena asked, "Mommy, who broke the silence?"
I was a little taken aback by this question--I thought, "Where did she get that from? Was it a movie line? Is she referring to some historical event?"
Needless to say, I replied, "Gosh, I don't know."
She said, "Oh I know who it was. It was Contribution."
I started to laugh and said, "Contribution? Who is that?"
"You know!" she said playfully, "The snake."
Ohh. Apparently Ka from Jungle Book just had his name lengthened!


